Is there a hunter in your life you know and love? Are you unsatisfied with this pansy one-bullet-at-a-time bullshit? Wouldn't you rather have FIREPOWER than that candy-ass "good aim" crap? Then you need the NRA-Endorsed Vapo-Matic Exploderizer Deer Cannon!
This is the hunting tool that ensures you will never miss, because even if you do, your prey will be flattened by the TNT-like shockwave! No inconvenient carcass to carry home! And remember—this weapon is protected under the United States Second Amendment of Deer Vaporization!
Next: Have you adequately protected YOUR home?
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