Now that you’ve protected your home—have you protected your family? You never know when the Socialist Fascist Communist Anti-Family Gay Agenda might try to brainwash YOUR innocent young children, and they should be able to defend themselves!
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| Socialism in its many evil forms could be invading your family right now. |
Teach your children to protect themselves with our patented A.W.F.U.L.: Assault Weaponry For Underage Little’uns! These fully functional, kid-sized mini-pistols come in both Princess Pink or Combat Camouflage for gender-appropriate education.
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| *Safe for 18 months and older |
It’s never too early to start them living the NRA Lifestyle! Be sure to teach your children about the benefits of self-defense and how to avoid Marxist brainwashing. Watch out for phrases like "social justice" and "community benefits", and words like "equality". With the A.W.F.U.L, your child can be appropriately and safely equipped to stop Leftist Nazi Communist indoctrination in its tracks.
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| Turns out he's a missionary, but you can't be too careful! |
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